Who don't I work for? A denouncement...

Its been suggested, by Bill Clinton (starr) on nobodyhere.com, that I work for the CIA. I have also suggested that I "was 5" (MI5) and that I'm "SIS" (MI6). I know now that I'm an embarrassment to anyone who is connected to me, and I don't want to make the security services look like a joke shop, so I hereby denounce any involvement with the aforementioned security services. Can I be be left alone to be an embarrassment to myself now please.