Sunday, 4 September 2011

Judas is not me I'm Satan ask Bill Clinton to do a hand signal!

Hand signals? Hmmmmm. Fuckoff.

It seems strange to me that someone in particular keeps referring to me as "the anti-Christ" when a much bigger and more suitable name for me is Satan. I was always brought up to believe that the number 55 represents Satan - my parents never once indicated to me that 55 was Judas, and, as you know, my parents were both gods, like me in fact. I think the god lineage ends with me as well even though I have children I don't consider them to be mine, which I think is where the confusion has arisen calling me a "queer". I'm not stupid I know that queers cant have kids naturally but I have got kids therefore I'm not queer. Its as simple as that.

Of course people will ask why 55 is Satan (or why 55 is Judas if they are stupid) and there is a simple explanation. Its all to do with the beast 666, this being the number of the name of the beast. The number of the name Judas, sorry I mean Satan, is 55, and my date of birth is 1955. I have fond memories of when I was growing up in Dublin, Ireland, as a young peasant boy my parents, who were both gods but unfortunately are now deceased, saying to me, "you be the devil now Rodney, you teach those Catholics a lesson or two". Its probably true that there were hundreds of Catholics in the twin towers on 911, although it is a stupid myth to believe that Satan was responsible for that beautiful occurrence. It was probably Judas.

I told you I'm not fucking Judas I'm Satan.

Im not interested in continuing this discussion any further.

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